Hey, gamers! Welcome to the weirdest gaming news recap I’ve ever had to write—and I’ve covered E3 press conferences that were less eventful than a Monday morning Destiny 2 login screen. So, what’s the scoop this week? Brace yourself: it’s tumbleweed season in Newsville. That’s right, the gaming world hit pause harder than a speedrunner slamming the split key.

No jaw-dropping reveals. No studio implosions. Not a single spicy patch note to argue about on Reddit. Even the rumor mill is quieter than a stealth section on easy mode. But hey, sometimes no news is good news… unless you’re a news writer.

So, what does it mean when the industry collectively AFKs? It means devs are grinding away on their next big thing, studios are prepping for summer showcases, and maybe—just maybe—everyone’s catching up on their backlogs like the rest of us. Look at you, finally getting to that indie darling from 2022. Proud of you.

If you’re itching for new content, don’t fret. The calm before the storm is real. Trust me, the next few weeks are gonna drop enough announcements to make your wallet cry. Until then, keep your eyes peeled and your controllers charged. This is PixelPulse, signing off from the world’s quietest spawn point.